Three of the rudest people in the world are: a young person making fun of an older person, a strong person jeering at an invalid, and the wise mocking a fool.

So don't mock. Just make them a pretty tray to entice them to eat.

"A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges."

Good old B. Franklin.

That's just the icing on the cake.

Rock and/or Roll for a Game, Set and Match

Topical too, because we are hosting the Australian Open right now.

"On Wednesday I go shopping And have buttered scones for tea."

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table

Holy Smokestacks, Batman!

I like aeroplane jelly! Aeroplane Jelly for me! I like it for dinner, I like it for tea, A little each day is a good recipe!

Batter up!

"He has no more backbone than a chocolate eclair." - Teddy Roosevelt

“....the art of cooking as practiced by Englishmen does not extend much beyond roast beef and plum pudding.” - Pehr Kalm 1748

'Make a remark,' said the Red Queen; 'it's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding!'

Tarty! *wink*

The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable.

I'm game if you are...

Duck, duck, duck...goose

I'm a bow legged chicken, I'm a knock kneed hen...

Double, double toil and trouble, fire burn, and cauldron bubble

Is this a toast or a roast?

All trussed up with nowhere to go