Three of the rudest people in the world are: a young person making fun of an older person, a strong person jeering at an invalid, and the wise mocking a fool.

So don't mock. Just make them a pretty tray to entice them to eat.

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table

The greatest delight the fields and woods minister is the suggestion of an occult relation between man and the vegetable.

I'm game if you are...

Duck, duck, duck...goose

Isn't this a hip joint...

One fish, Two fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

Horr Dervs?

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